Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
owl goes where owl wants to go
the fact that this has so many notes genuinely makes me cry i dont want so many of you to agree i’m so sorry you feel that way i love you all
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
Imagine walking along in the middle of a crowded city, with your headphones on. You glance down to change the music and when you look back up you see him walking right towards you. When he passes you he grabs your upper arm, turning you so that you’re walking along side him.
"Hello. Just keep walking, don’t look alarmed. I’m the Doctor, and I need your help."
The *I have too many street pass doubles in my closet* giveaway
The last time I did a street pass giveaway a lot of people asked me if I have any left overs, and here’s the collection(that I promised while I was still in college, apologies for the lateness)
So basically, I have(note they’re all mixed colours);
5 heart balloons
5 bunny balloons
3 regular balloons
1 bubble wand
And 1 lemon double scoop
First place will receive; 2 hearts, 2 bunnies, 1 regular, 1 pinwheel, 1 tweeter, 1 bubble wand, and the scoop!
Second place will receive; 2 hearts, 2 bunnies, 1 regular, 1 pinwheel,1 tweeter!
Third place will receive; 1 heart, 1 bunny, 1 regular, 1 pinwheel, 1 tweeter!
If you’re as good at math as I’m not you’ll realise there’s a pinwheel and 2 tweeters left, I’ll be picking from random within the note of who to give ‘em to!
Don’t need to follow me.
1 like, 1 reblog.
Please be free around about that time, I’ll give you 24 hours to reply.
You must be cool with giving my your FC obviously.
Ends Monday night when I get in from uni (about 19:30 GMT 20th Oct)